I'm convinced there are two kinds of people in this world.
Dog people and everyone else!
To wit, while sitting on the floor at a friend's house yesterday, suddenly her two big black Labs came bounding up behind me and started licking my neck profusely.
Yikes!!!
Yuck!! My neck was all wet with doggie saliva!
I know. I know. This is a distinct sign of affection on their parts for which I should feel honored.
But. Still.
I left there thinking, "I don't mind saliva on my neck...really, I don't; as long as it comes from the tongue of my lover."
