Sunday, November 30, 2008

Death by Walmart

All he did was look for a job and now he's dead. Poor bastard!

A temp worker in Long Island, NY was trampled to death on Black Friday as early-bird customers literally smashed down the door--which buckled like an accordion--to get in for the best sales at their local discount retailer.

We'll all pass away someday but one way I never imagined possible in our uber-modern country: death by trampling of over-eager consumers.

Could there be a worse way to die?