I saw a tee-shirt today that immediately brought a grimace to my face which I could not hold back. On an extra-large-sized, white man it read:
Christian
Conservative
Hetrosexual
Pro-Gun
American
Any Questions?
Ahhhhh, Yeah!!
Er, Noooooo!!!!
I didn't know what to think!!
It's one thing to be all those things.
But quite another, much bigger, weirder thing to advertise it.
I mean, To ADVERTISE IT across your big, beer gut!
That would be like me donning a shirt that read
Quirky
Pro-Choice
Liberal
American
Artist.
Any Questions?
I'd prefer to shorten it to just...
Artist.
Any Questions?
Usually, not.
